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Things You've
Definitely Said.
Now on a shirt.
Admit it — you've said at least one of these without knowing it. Wear it anyway, pretend it was "ironic," and claim total plausible deniability.
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The catalog
Things you've said
Pre-shrunk, mid-weight cotton. Designed to outlast the phrase.
The Manifesto
"If you've said it more than three times this week,
it belongs on your chest."
We make shirts out of the throwaway phrases nobody admits to saying. Dad sayings. Sitcom catchphrases. Workplace filler. The things that escape your mouth on autopilot. Now you can blame the shirt.
The details
Built for the commentary.
6.0 oz cotton
Mid-weight, not see-through.
Pre-shrunk
What you see is what you get.
Garment-dyed
Soft, lived-in from day one.
Side-seamed
Holds its shape after the wash.
Printed in USA
Small-batch screen prints.
Unisex fit
Sized true. Size down for fitted.
The difference
SWPS vs. the rest
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